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Spank-Off Video Comparison between the Spank-O-Matic and the Robospanker. Includes an objective head-to-head comparison of the power of these two contenders, and more. Read All About It Here.

Independent Expert Reviews of both the Spank-O-Matic and Robospanker have been done by Michael Masterson of The Realspankings Network. How did these two machines fare? About the SOM II Masterson writes: "from as light as you can feel, to way too hard for just about anyone out there." Read About the Reviews.

Into spanking? With or without a partner, the Spank-O-Matic can add a new dimension to your enjoyment of this popular aternative sexual expression! The Spank-O-Matic is an automated, powered spanking machine capable of delivering a very wide range of sensations. Whether you prefer light, sensual play or hard CP style activities or anything in between, the SOM delivers.

I have been designing and building spanking machines for well over a decade, commercially since late 2002, and the culmination of this expertise finds expression in the machines you'll see on these pages. They are sleek and sexy, easily portable, and designed and built to last through a lifetime of use. The SOM II literally delivers everything customers have wished for in a spanking machine over nearly a decade. The SOM II simply spanks the pants off of the competition, too! What makes the SOM II so good? Everything! It hits softer AND harder than the other commerically available spanking machine. You've got more control, whether you run it manually using the computerized hand control, your home PC, or over the Internet. The machine adjusts to any position you dream up, tall or short at any angle, all quickly and easily.

You will find a huge amount of information on this site. If you have any questions that aren't answered, or would like to get a quote and delivery estimate, please don't hesitate to email Paul. Your absolute privacy is always guaranteed... I don't use email addresses in any way.

Also, don't miss fine sex machines from Orgasm Alley! Orgasm Alley offers the largest selection of sex machines available, each handcrafted to uncompromising standards. Also, please review my exceptional warranty and guarantee on the policy page of OrgasmAlley, as these cover the SOM II as well.

Any and all models depicted on this site were at least 18 years of age when photographs or video were taken.

If you're examining spanking machines, I certainly encourage you to look at the competition, the Robospanker. Contrast the reviews from RealSpankings of both units, and read what each of us has to say about our products. Note very clearly this point: when I talk about the Robospanker, I discuss and document the many ways the Spank-O-Matic kicks its ass; when the Robospanker folks talk about the Spank-O-matic, they make ridiculous claims about "dangers" of air compressors and specifically DO NOT compare the performance or capabilities of thir machine versus mine. That's the difference in a nutshell!

Please take the time to examine the many options in the SOM II line to find the machine and accessories that best meet your needs. There are several distinct options, and I've done the best I can to explain the differences. You are, of course, always welcome to write me with questions... I've answered plenty! In general, all SOM II alternatives use the same technology and components, and in each case you'll find the SOM II spanking machines exceptionally capable.

The SOM II Knowledge Base, a set of links near the top of the page, will walk you through several key aspects of the system:
- See: Video of the SOM II
- Control: Take Control of the SOM II
- Hear: Customer Testimonials of the SOM II
- Compare: SOM II vs. the Competition
- Understand: Pneumatics for Spanking Power
- Enlighten: Truth through the Competition's Lies

I look forward to building your spanking machine!
Paul