Spank-Off Video Comparison between the Spank-O-Matic and the Robospanker. Includes an objective head-to-head comparison of the power of these two contenders, and more. Read All About It Here.

Independent Expert Reviews of both the Spank-O-Matic and Robospanker have been done by Michael Masterson of The Realspankings Network. How did these two machines fare? About the SOM II Masterson writes: "from as light as you can feel, to way too hard for just about anyone out there." Read About the Reviews.

Into spanking? With or without a partner, the Spank-O-Matic can add a new dimension to your enjoyment of this popular aternative sexual expression! The Spank-O-Matic is an automated, powered spanking machine capable of delivering a very wide range of sensations. Whether you prefer light, sensual play or hard CP style activities or anything in between, the SOM delivers.

I have been designing and building spanking machines for more than a decade, commercially since late 2002, and the culmination of this expertise finds expression in the machines you'll see on these pages. They are sleek and sexy, easily portable, and designed and built to last through a lifetime of use. The SOM II is a radical departure from my previous offerings, and literally delivers everything customers have wished for in a spanking machine over nearly a decade. The SOM II simply spanks the pants off of the competition, too!

What makes the SOM II so good? Everything! It hits softer AND harder than the other commerically available spanking machine. You've got more control, whether you run it manually using the computerized hand control, or your home PC. The machine adjusts to any position you dream up, tall or short at any angle, all quickly and easily.

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Any and all models depicted on this site were at least 18 years of age when photographs or video were taken.

Please take the time to examine the many options in the SOM II line to find the machine and accessories that best meet your needs. There are several distinct options, and I've done the best I can to explain the differences. You are, of course, always welcome to write me with questions... I've answered plenty! In general, all SOM II alternatives use the same technology and components, and in each case you'll find the SOM II spanking machines exceptionally capable. The basic model choices at this time are:

SOM II -- The original configuration, the SOM II, started it all and is still the baseline against which other models are defined.

SOM II XP -- XP means eXtra Power, and this machine has it. Twin cylinders can deliver up to twice the spanking force, great for serious spanking with heavier implements. Totally unnecessary for most play!

SOM II LT -- LT means LighT. This model provides a bit less functionality and does it at lower cost, perfect for those on a budget. It's also light in physical weight, and breaks down very conveniently.

SOM II Spanking Bench -- If what you're into is a bench spanking, and you've got the space to enjoy it, the integrated bench + SOM II is perfect for you.

Spank-O-Matic II
The Spank-O-Matic II is a revolutionary offering, with capabilities that dominate every other spanking machine offered commercially, including my own. There is no use or circumstance under which I would recommend another machine. If you're just starting to learn about my spanking machines, this is the place to start.

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Spank-O-Matic II XP
Built in response to a customer's request for the most powerful spanking machine I'm willing to make, the SOM II XP delivers eXtra Power using a double-barrelled design and shares all the great features of the SOM II.

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Spank-O-Matic II LT
LT stands for Light... on your pocket! This lower-cost version of the SOM II uses the same head on a stand of assembled extrusion, and provides better functionality than the Robospanker from a simplified hand control.

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SOM Spanking Bench
Sexy, sleek, nicely adjustable, rock solid, and fully integrated with the SOM II system. The SOM Spanking Bench addresses the needs of those looking for an intelligently designed bench for use with their spanking machine.

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Spank-O-Matic II Automater
Whether you want to lay a blistering trail of cane strikes across your target or simply introduce variation in aim to your play, the Automater works with your SOM II machine to change the contact point based on your instruction.

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SOM2PC Control System
After extensive development, the hardware and software to control your SOM II from your PC is available! Check out the features this control system provides today and in the near future.

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Spank-O-Matic II Accessories
A selection of accessories for the Spank-O-Matic II machine, including alternate paddles and who knows what else. These accessories are not applicable to earlier SOM models.

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