With the launch of the Orgasm Alley site, I've added a flexible shopping cart system for your ordering convenience. The cart allows complete configuration of each model with just a few clicks, providing all of the options I believe enhance each individual machine. Shipping calculations are presently online for the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, and Continental Europe. Additional locations worldwide will be rolling out as time permits. If you're outside the available zones, please contact me to order.

This site provides a wealth of information to assist in your purchase decision, and I stand behind every word. I'll also gladly assist you personally, if you'd like. The contact link provides complete information about contacting me with questions or to ask for advice. I am here to serve you, the customer.

The following isn't a traditional testimonial, but it does nicely reflect the way I do business. This was written by a customer in Arizona, right after a brief email exchange and his subsequent order:

"Thanks Paul for such a quick reply to my questions and the information on your new site. Your new product, the MarauderXL seems to be exactly what I am looking for. I am amazed that you didn't just want to "up sell" me but were concerned that what I got what was appropriate. With your help it was an easy decision. I placed my order today and made payment through your secure site, it was easy. I expect that the next few weeks will go by slowly for me!" [testimonials]

Sex machines from Orgasm Alley are not cookie-cutter machines, but handcrafted individual creations. If you have a modification to an existing model -- or a completely unique creation -- in mind, I'm always happy to discuss it. Customers are far and away my greatest source for new ideas.

Orgasm Alley gladly accepts American Express, Discover, Master Card, and VISA securely over the web, by phone, and by mail. Never email your credit card information to anyone! Required information: card number, expiration date, security code, billing address, ship-to address, email address. Use the Contact link at the top of each page for phone and email information.

Cashier's check, money order, or personal/business check (10 day hold on personal/business) may also be mailed in... please email for address information. Finally, if you'd like to pay via wire transfer I can provide the relevant information upon request.

All payments are accepted in US Dollars only. With any payment method, please provide your email address. I use this as the key field for my work queue and other order tracking, and use email for payment and shipment confirmations. I work on a paid-in-full-upfront basis (authorization, in the case of credit cards). That's a policy I don't have much flexibility on.

As a Texas-based business, Orgasm Alley collects state sales tax (8.25% of merchandise total) on orders shipped to a Texas address. Residents of other states do not pay state sales tax. I do not collect taxes or duties on International orders, but such amounts may be due upon receipt depending on destination country and are the customer's responsibility.

Do you own someone else's sex machine that doesn't deliver the experience you expected? Check out the trade in program... trade in, and trade up to a high performance machine from Orgasm Alley!

Please provide a description of your current machine -- including manufacturer, date of purchase, approximate hours used, and detail about its physical condition -- and I will provide an estimated trade-in value equivalent to what I expect to get for it. This value will be applied as a purchase discount upon receipt of your current unit and confirmation of its condition. If you are one of those looking for a low-cost option, feel free to contact me to get on the waiting list for a used machine... a used OA machine will always out-satisfy the cheap knock-offs!

Every piece of personal and financial information you provide me is absolutely secure. All personal data is entered through this site's shopping cart, hosted on a third-party provider's server. Highly secure, and managed by people who know what they're doing. Credit card information is taken online through a leading Internet payment gateway that is also extremely secure. If you provide credit card information to me over the phone, this information is not retained in any form beyond the completion of our transaction.

The items offered for sale on and through this web site are sold as novelties and personal satisfaction devices. Purchaser is responsible for compliance with laws in their locale. Orgasm Alley assumes no responsibility for unsafe, improper, or illegal use of these items.