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Fucking Chair, Arms, 11-point Bondage, Adjustable Head Restraint


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Fucking Chair, Arms, 11-point Bondage, Adjustable Head Restraint


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Fucking Chair, Machine Under Chair


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Fucking Chair, Butterfly Seat


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Fucking Chair, Butterfly Seat


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Fucking Chair, Butterfly Seat


The Fucking Chair

Fucking Chairs from Orgasm Alley are the wildest, most intimidating sex machines around. Hardwood chairs with hand-rubbed Tung oil finish, built to fine furniture standards and -- of course! -- modified for fucking machine use. It's obvious on sight that this is no ordinary chair, so don't plan to use it at your dinner table. Whether you'd like your chair clean and simple or bristling with handcrafted leather bondage gear, Orgasm Alley delivers.

Base Configuration

The Fucking Chair is an Alderwood ladderback chair of medium height. Naturally, the seat is modified with an oblong slot for action on either hole of the occupant. Every wood part is carefully hand sanded, the unit is assembled, and then gets four or five coats of Tung oil... a water-resistant, durable finish.

The base Fucking Chair includes a high performance sex machine, and has a custom steel undercarriage capable of positioning this machine for anal or vaginal use -- across a wide range of angles, on a person of any size. The basic setup also includes a mount to use this machine off the chair.

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Fucking Chair Machine
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Fucking Chair Machine
Assembled for Off-Chair Use

Chair Modifications

Two major additions to the base chair itself are available, but they are incompatible... a single Fucking Chair can't have both.

The first is the addition of arms, as seen on the chair at upper left. When wrist restraints are added to a chair with arms, they go on the arms themselves. Wrist restraints on a chair without arms are positioned appropriately down the outside of each leg.

The second major addition is the butterfly seat, shown among the lower pictures at left. This highly adjustable option provides complete control over the occupants legs, allowing them to be independently spread or straightenned as desired for that extra feeling of helplessness. The butterfly seat includes two restraints for each leg: mid-thigh and ankle.

Bondage Options

You may know that I hand craft some of the finest leather bondage gear available. What a wonderful place to put some of it! You may optionally equip your Fucking Chair with leather or webbing restraints sufficient to achieve nearly any level of restriction, from "can't get up" to "can't move more than a finger."

Restraints can be custom sized or provided in fits-most sizing. A wide range of closure styles -- both locking and non-locking -- are available to meet your needs. Restraints are permanently secured to the Fucking Chair, and can be designed for any function, including:

- Arms: wrist, forearm, upper arm
- Legs: ankle, calf, lower thigh, upper thigh, crotch line
- Torso: waist, chest (around), shoulders/chest (bandolier), shoulders (over & back)
- Head: forehead, chin (sorry, no neck under any circumstance)

Note that some restraint locations are affected by chair arms and butterfly seat. Head restraints attach to a vertically adjustable steel arm extending up from the back of the chair to an appropriate height.

Order The Fucking Chair

Fucking Chairs are extremely time-intensive to build, and have a typical lead time of 3-4 weeks. Due to their size, these units are crated and ship common freight carrier by land and/or sea. Chairs start at $1800, and shipping starts at $200 in the US (International destinations higher).

Due to the highly custom nature of these units, Fucking Chairs may only be ordered over email and/or phone. Please contact me at 888.380.8840 if interested in your own Fucking Chair.

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