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Orgasm Alley Comparison Guide (3)

Side-By-Side

My most frequent query is: Which machine is best for me? I've vastly expanded the comparison guide based on the ways this question gets asked... you'll find OA machines compared several different ways:

- Usage scenarios. This is an excellent place to start, listing my own "top picks" for a number of usage styles based on extensive experience and feedback.

- Side-by-side. This section provides a table listing relevant user and technical factors for every current model. It's a great way to overview the entire OA collection and narrow your choices.

- Key factors (below). Here, you'll find my assessment of each OA machine on the five key factors that summarize a great sex machine.

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This section provides a general assessment of each OA machine on five facotrs I feel best summarize a great sex machine:

- Durability: Toughness of the unit and its individual components, including expected lifetime, ability to be knocked around, and likelihood of aesthetic damage to case/body.

- Flexibility: Ability of the unit to accommodate multiple positions and perform in different ways.

- Noise: Relative amount of sound produced by the unit at full speed, full stroke operation. A higher rating indicates less noise.

- Performance: How well the unit performs, including length, speed, and smoothness of stroke.

- Portability: How easy the unit is to transport and store, including ease of carriage, size, weight, and handle comfort.

Each machine is rated from one to five stars on each factor. Note that these ratings are against each other... they do not consider other available machines. Not all of these models are fairly described by this rating system. For example, purpose-specific units like the Fucking Chair and Stool won't rate well on flexibility! Please see the individual unit pages for descriptions of each individual model.

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Black Magic and Black Magic XL
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Find more fine handcrafted sex equipment at these other G&C sites:
Spank-O-Matic: The Ultimate Spanking Machine
Ballz: The Precision Stainless Steel Butt Toy System
Sartan's Workshop: Fine BDSM Equipment

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