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Orgasm Alley Comparison Guide

Usage Scenarios

My most frequent query is: Which machine is best for me? I've vastly expanded the comparison guide based on the ways this question gets asked... you'll find OA machines compared several different ways:

- Usage scenarios (below). This is an excellent place to start, listing my own "top picks" for a number of usage styles based on extensive experience and feedback.

- Side-by-side. This section provides a table listing relevant user and technical factors for every current model. It's a great way to overview the entire OA collection and narrow your choices.

- Key factors. Here, you'll find my assessment of each OA machine on the five key factors that summarize a great sex machine.

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This section provides a number of general classes of sex machine usage, and links to my top picks for these activities. Find the usage that best describes your own sex machine desires, and you'll have my recommendations. You may find that several classes apply well to you... look for top picks that cross these categories, or appear the most within them.

I am new to machine sex, and guess I just want a good machine for general use.

Without indication of any other special interests, you'll want good power and speed with a range of stroke lengths:
Attache
Black Magic
Marauder
Probe Plus
Toolbox

I want it fast and hard, with average or big dildos vaginally and anally.

You need good power, high speed, and a machine with good positioning capabilities:
Black Magic or Black Magic XL
Tripod
Attache
Marauder or Marauder XL
Probe Plus

I'm into deep anal with huge dildos.

You'll want lots of power and the capability for long stroking action:
Big Daddy
Stallion XL
Invader XL
Black Magic XL
Marauder XL

I'm into huge dildos vaginally or anally, but don't take them that deeply.

You'll want lots of power, but stroke adjustability is more important than maximum length:
Stallion
Invader
Toolbox
Mini Stallion

I want to transport my machine frequently or need to store it in limited space, but don't want to give up performance.

Size, weight, and durability are most important to you:
Mini Stallion
Marauder
Toolbox
Attache
Probe or Probe Plus

I want to use my machine mostly for male jacking action.

You'll want lots of power for great low-speed action, and adjustable stroke that doesn't need to be terribly long:
Mini Stallion
Toolbox

I want a machine that will do double penetration like two people can.

You need a machine with at least two thrusting arms:
Deuce
Gang Bang

I want to sit on my machine while playing.

This one is pretty clear:
Fucking Chair
Stool

I'm an adventurous sort, and want to use my machine in a very wide variety of positions.

You need a machine with great setup flexibility:
Black Magic or Black Magic XL
Stallion or Stallion XL
Tripod
You should also consider a wide range of my other machines with a matching stand.

I'm even more adventurous and want wild group action with my machine.

That's an easy one:
Gang Bang

I don't want to spend much money on a sex machine, what's cheap?

The Probe and Probe Plus were designed from scratch to be lower cost machines, without material or construction compromises that turn them into disposable junk. I believe they are the highest value machines available in their respective price ranges.

If cost is more important than performance and quality factors, my machines probably aren't for you. You might benefit from:
The Cost Equation article
TFM Motors & Parts Page for building your own

Next: Side-by-side

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